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Blind Pilot - One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airline are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit - click here for full text Air Travel Humor - Blind Pilot
Bad Landing - An airline pilot hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying ABC airline." He had a hard time - click here for full text Air Travel Humor - Bad Landing
Welcome To Our Flight - A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 123, nonstop from - click here for full text Air Travel Joke - Welcome To Our Flight
Mistletoe - The weary holiday traveler looked in disbelief at a bunch of mistletoe hanging above the luggage scale at the baggage check-in center - click here for full text Air Travel Joke - Mistletoe
Meteor Crater - As a passenger jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. click here for full text.
Another Seat - I watched a man rush onto our plane at the last minute before takeoff. He spotted one of the few empty seats on board and silently sat down - click here for full text Airline Anecdote - Another Seat
Life Raft - Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out of the window on the port, or left, side of the aircraft you will see that the inner engine is on fire just below the fuel tanks - click here for full text Airplane Humor - Life Raft
Nothing To Worry About - While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" - click here for full text Airline Humor - Nothing To Worry About
The Intercom Is On - An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the intercom. He said to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take - click here for full text Airline Humor - The Intercom Is On
Boy Laughing - Three men are on a plane. They open a window and one throws an orange out. The other throws out an apple. The third throws out a hand grenade. click here for full text.
Smartest Men In The World - A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute - click here for full text Airplane Humor - Smartest Men In The World
World's First Fully Computerized Airliner - The world's first fully computerised airliner was ready for its maiden flight with out pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically - click here for full text Airplane Laughs - World's First Fully Computerized Airliner
Drinking Buddies - A couple of drinking buddies, who are airline mechanics are in a hanger at the San Francisco airport. The runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other click here for full text.
Do You Know Who I Am - It was a typically busy, crowded, chaotic Friday before a holiday at the Atlanta International Airport. Travelers, friends, relatives, airport personnel, pilots, flight attendants, the handicapped and infirm being transported through the throngs - click here for full text Air Travel Laugh - Do You Know Who I Am
British Engineers And NASA Scientists - Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl click here for full text.
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