Bathroom Commode
The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned,
always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her
husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote to a
particular campground asking for a reservation. She wanted to make sure
the campground was fully equipped, but didn't quite know how to ask about
the toilet facilities. She just couldn't bring herself to write the word
"toilet" in her letter. After much deliberation, she finally
came up with the old-fashioned term BATHROOM COMMODE. But when she wrote
that down, she still thought she was being too forward. So she started all
over again, rewrote the entire letter referring to the bathroom commode
merely as the BC: "Does the campground have it's own BC?" is
what she actually wrote. Well, the campground owner wasn't old-fashioned
at all and when he got the letter, he just couldn't figure out what the
woman was talking about. That BC business really stumped him. After
worrying about it for awhile, he showed the letter to several campers, but
they couldn't imagine what the lady meant either. So the campground owner,
finally coming to the conclusion that the lady must be asking about the
local Baptist Church, sat down and wrote the following reply:
Dear Madam:
I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take
pleasure in informing you that a BC is located nine miles north of the
campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is
quite a distance away, if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no
doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their
lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay
late. It is such a beautiful facility and the acoustics are
marvelous...even the normal delivery sounds can be heard. The last time my
wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand
up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right
now a supper is planned to raise money to buy more seats. They are going
to hold it in the basement of the BC. I would like to say it pains me very
much not to be able to go more regularly, but it surely is no lack of
desire on my part. As we grow old, it seems to be more of an effort,
particularly in cold weather. If you do decide to come down to our
campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with
you, and introduce you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a
friendly community.
Sincerely, (Campground Owner)
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