Cruise Jokes And Anecdotes
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The Parrot And The Magician - A magician was working on a cruise ship in. There was a different audience each week so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick click here for full text.

The Shipwrecked Engineer - An engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. Just as he was beginning to have fun, a hurricane roared in upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a child's toy. Somehow the engineer, hanging on to a life preserver, managed to wash ashore on a secluded island click here for full text.

Bearded Man On An Island - From a passenger cruise ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain click here for full text.

Old Lady Holding Her Hat - An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but click here for full text.

You'll Never Believe - A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and click here for full text.

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