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Going Courting - Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?" The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." click here for full text.
Talking Frog - A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. click here for full text.
First Date - It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even click here for full text.
Expensive Locket - At a fine jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it click here for full text.
Two Secretaries - One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Betty, I just don't know what to do click here for full text.
Elderly Couple - An elderly couple were sitting in their rockers on the porch watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when the woman turned to the man click here for full text.
Great In Bed - A lady, desperate for companionship took out an ad in the local paper. It read: "I need a man who won't beat me up...won't run away with other women, but he's gotta be great in bed". click here for full text.
Ring Return - A girl went over to her friend and said: "I hear you broke off your engagement to Brad? Why?" "It's just that my feelings towards him aren't the same any more." click here for full text.
White And Black - Little Timmy accompanied his mother to a wedding. Curiously, Timmy asked, "Mom, why does the girl wear white?" Timmy's mother smiled and responded click here for full text.
Blind Date - Two college friends met for coffee on Saturday morning. "How was your blind date?" one girl asked the other. click here for full text.
A Good Man - A woman was walking along the shores of the beach when she stumbled upon a an old looking bottle. The woman picked up the bottle click here for full text.
Computer Dating - A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company click here for full text.
Athiest Proposal - Late one night, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. "Why the sad look?" asked the woman's mother. "Ted proposed to me an hour ago click here for full text.
Religious Scholar - One day a young woman, whose folks had a lot of money, took her fiancee' home to meet her parents. The mother had instructed her husband before they arrived to be sure to pull the young click here for full text.
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