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Fresh Fish - An Italian fellow took his mother fishing on a party boat for Fluke one day, after drifting for hours without even a nibble his mother hooks into a doormat Fluke, everyone on the boat was excited cheering the old women on click here for full text.
Pet Fish - After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout in a bucket. He is approached by a Conservation Officer who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden click here for full text.
Two Lanes Or Four - A fisherman was surf fishing along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened the bottle. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said click here for full text.
Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads - A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours click here for full text.
Only A Little While - The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented click here for full text.
Fishing Reward - One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf click here for full text.
Dear Abby - I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and a great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying click here for full text.
Need A Fishing License - A couple of young fellows were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden click here for full text.
Been Fishing - The manager of a small business and his secretary decided to go over to her place for some "gymnastics". Afterwards, they both fall asleep. When the manager wakes up and looks at his watch, he discovers click here for full text.
Blue Silk Pajamas - A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a change to fishing for a week. Its the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes click here for full text.
Wiskey Worm - One day John was out fishing and was not having any luck at all, he tried lures, worms and other types of bait and was just not catching anything. Ned was fishing about 30 feet from him and was catching fish as fast click here for full text.
The Mermaid - Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started click here for full text.
X Marks The Spot - Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught over 30 fish. One guy said to his friend click here for full text.
Expensive Fish - Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. click here for full text.
Three Blondes - Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fish click here for full text.
For more fishing jokes and anecdotes see: Pages: 1 | 2
For jokes and humorous anecdotes in other categories see Humor, Jokes And Humorous Anecdotes.
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