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The Fisherman And The Funeral Procession - Larry and his three friends have gone fishing every Saturday for nearly forty years. One Saturday, the men are fishing along a highway when a funeral procession click here for full text.
The Snake And The Frog - A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free click here for full text.
Dropped His Wallet - Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to click here for full text.
Knick Knack - A fish goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on click here for full text.
Stringer Of Fish - A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the click here for full text.
Ice Fishing - One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away click here for full text.
Zealous Sales Boy - A young zealous boy wanted desperately to work at a department store. He approached the store manager who responded they needed no help. Quite persistent, the boy returned again and again click here for full text.
One That Got Away - Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally click here for full text.
Illegal Fishing - No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it. The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day click here for full text.
Titanic Verses - This guy called John goes fishing off a pier. He finally catches a fish, and is about to put him in the cooler when he hears the fish cry out "Oh No! Please don't kill me. I'm the only talking fish in the world!" click here for full text.
Fishing Terms - Catch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer click here for full text.
Fish Friar - One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery. A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night click here for full text.
Orange Roughy - Ted had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarke click here for full text.
Priest Gone Fishing - The priest was a fisherman, but he hadn't fished in months. One perfect Sunday morning he couldn't resist. He called up the Bishop and claimed he had laryngitis. The priest then headed click here for full text.
Ice Fishing With Worms - Billy Bob and Jethro decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop in their lines in the water. After fishing for a few hours click here for full text.
For more fishing jokes and anecdotes see: Pages: 1 | 2
For jokes and humorous anecdotes in other categories see Humor, Jokes And Humorous Anecdotes.
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