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Dangerous Hook - After a particularly poor game of golf, Jim skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked click here for full text.
Only If It's Raining - One mid-afternoon on a sunny day, a golfer teed up his ball. After a few practice swings, he steps up to his ball and gets ready to drive the first hole. Just before he swings, a woman click here for full text.
Bad day at the course - Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. click here for full text.
Youth Versus Age - A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast click here for full text.
Tough Hole - A golfer in a foursome was playing an extremely tough hole one summer day. He was making a very tricky putt as a funeral procession was going by. He holed click here for full text.
What I Had To Do - Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do click here for full text.
Laws Of Golf - No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole click here for full text.
Pastor, Doctor And Engineer - A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. click here for full text.
Special Golf Ball - A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something click here for full text.
Not Worth It - Tom sits in clubhouse bar thinking about his next extra marital affair. Deep in though about the subject he absent mindedly starts thinking allowed. Not worth it" he muttered"never as good as you hoped. click here for full text.
Desert Island - A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." click here for full text.
Green Golf Balls - A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls" click here for full text.
Hooker - A young golfer was playing in his first PGA Tour event. After his practice round he noticed a beautiful young lady by the clubhouse. He went up to her click here for full text.
Good Dentist - A couple of guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Brandon for a new set of dentures in the morning click here for full text.
Slow Golfers - Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace click here for full text.
For more golf jokes and anecdotes see: Pages: 1 | 2
For jokes and humorous anecdotes in other categories see Humor, Jokes And Humorous Anecdotes.
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