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Nine O'Clock Tee Time - There was a guy who was an avid golfer. He played golf every chance he got; in the rain, in the cold, he even used black balls to play when there was snow on the ground. His wife joked click here for full text.
Religious Competition - The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel click here for full text.
Missed The Putt - A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St. Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we´ve been expecting you. I´d like to let you walk through the pearly gates here, and looking click here for full text.
Hooked Tee Shot - Tom's tee shot off the first tee hooks horribly and skips off the clubhouse roof. He decides it's not worth chasing so he tees up another ball and plays on click here for full text.
Thirty Six Holes - After an enjoyable eighteen hole of golf, a man stopped in a bar for a beer before heading home. There he struck up a conversation with a ravishing young beauty. They had a couple of drinks click here for full text.
Got An Eight - The man hit his drive behind a barn and could not see the green. His wife said, I'll open the doors on both ends of the barn and you can hit the ball through the barn to the green. When the husband did this click here for full text.
Eventually - A pretty terrible golfer was playing a round of golf for which he had hired a caddie. The round proved to be somewhat tortuous for the caddie to watch and he was getting a bit exasperated by the poor play click here for full text.
Ball In The Rough - A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace. He sat down and asked his mate what happened. "Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into click here for full text.
Bogey Five - Husband and wife were playing in the mixed foursomes. He hit a great drive down the middle - she sliced the second shot into a copse of trees. Unfazed he played a brilliant recovery shot which went onto click here for full text.
Talented Dog - A man and his friend meet at the club house and decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with him and on the first green, when the man holes out a 20 foot putt, the little dog click here for full text.
Lack Of Talent - The duffer decided that it was about time for a lesson to "tune up" his game. He told the pro that he wanted to work on swing mechanics, so the pro asked him to hit a few balls with his 9-iron so he click here for full text.
Old Ball - I was recently playing a round of golf with a nice young fellow. On the first hole, which was a long par four with water to the right and a deep ravine to the left, the young man took out a brand new sleeve click here for full text.
Second Shot - A golfer was hitting a ball from the first hole in front of the club house. The ball was sitting about 2 feet in front of the tee markers. The golfer approached the ball with his wood, set up silently click here for full text.
New Ball Old Ball - A priest is playing a round of golf at the local public course when he arrives at the 15th tee. This hole is a 160 yard par three with a lake in the front of the green. It is also the padre's nemesis click here for full text.
Your Seven Iron - Two friends were playing golf one day. They decided that they would adhere strictly to the rules, i.e., no improving their lie. After a few holes, one guy's ball landed on a cart path click here for full text.
Jesus And Moses - Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. They arrived at a tough, 215 yard par three, all over water. Jesus had the honor and stepped up to the tee with a 4 iron. Moses tried to convince click here for full text.
That's A Gimme - There was a threesome of men warming up on the first tee at Pebble Beach, when a very pretty young woman came up and asked if she could join them in their round. They asked what her handicap click here for full text.
For more golf jokes and anecdotes see: Pages: 1 | 2
For jokes and humorous anecdotes in other categories see Humor, Jokes And Humorous Anecdotes.
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