The Parrot And The Magician - Cruising Joke

Republished by Resources For Attorneys is a legal and lifestyle resources directory for attorneys, lawyers and the internet public. For articles and information on cruising including our cruise line directory, see our Cruise Directory which is part of our Lifestyle Directory The following cruise joke or anecdote The Parrot And The Magician is republished in this directory courtesy of Resources For Attorneys. This directory is listed as service to attorneys, lawyers and the internet community. The Parrot And The Magician A magician was working on a cruise ship in. There was a different audience each week so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat". "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table". "Hey, why are all these cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course! They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. this went on for a day and another and another. After about a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?" For more cruise jokes and anecdotes see: Cruising Jokes And Anecdotes. For more information and articles on cruising see Cruise Articles From Resources For Attorneys or for other lifestyle resources and articles see Lifestyle Resources From Resources For Attorneys. For jokes and humorous anecdotes in other categories see Humor, Jokes And Humorous Anecdotes. The opinions, statements and information contained and expressed in the foregoing article are solely those of the author. No position for or against, agreeing with or disagreeing with anything contained in said article is taken by Resources For Attorneys.com or The Lifestyle Directory From Resources For Attorneys.com. We do not assume or accept any liability for the use of the information contained herein. This article is published solely as a service to attorneys, lawyers and the internet community. Anyone who does not accept this disclaimer is not authorised to read or use this article in any way. about resources for attorneys   resources for attorneys home   submit an article report bad links   contact us    Page Set Up ©Copyright 2005 Resources For Attorneys.com. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.