Pet Fish

Republished by Resources For Attorneys is a legal and lifestyle resources directory for attorneys, lawyers and the internet public. For articles and information on fishing including our fishing website directory, see our Fishing Directory which is part of our Lifestyle Directory The following joke or anecdote Pet Fish is republished in this directory courtesy of Resources For Attorneys. This directory is listed as service to attorneys, lawyers and the internet community. Pet Fish After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout in a bucket. He is approached by a Conservation Officer who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I was not fishing and I did not catch these browns, they are my pets. Every day I come down to the water and dump these fish into the water and take them for a walk to the end of the pier and back. When I'm ready to go I whistle and they jump back into the bucket and we go home. The officer not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the trout back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your fish and show me that they will jump out of the water and into the bucket." The fisherman turns to the officer and says, "What fish?" For more fishing jokes and anecdotes see: Fishing Jokes And Anecdotes. For more information and articles on fishing see Fishing Articles From Resources For Attorneys or for other lifestyle resources and articles see Lifestyle Resources From Resources For Attorneys. For jokes and humorous anecdotes in other categories see Humor, Jokes And Humorous Anecdotes. The opinions, statements and information contained and expressed in the foregoing article are solely those of the author. No position for or against, agreeing with or disagreeing with anything contained in said article is taken by Resources For Attorneys.com or The Lifestyle Directory From Resources For Attorneys.com. We do not assume or accept any liability for the use of the information contained herein. This article is published solely as a service to attorneys, lawyers and the internet community. Anyone who does not accept this disclaimer is not authorised to read or use this article in any way. about resources for attorneys   resources for attorneys home   submit an article report bad links   contact us    Page Set Up ©Copyright 2005 Resources For Attorneys.com. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.