A Democrat and a Republican go camping in the Iron Range of Minnesota. They put their tent down along with the Republicanís hunting knife, fishing knife, hunting rifle, and fishfrying pan, and along with the Democratís portable DVD player with Farenheit 9/11 and they sleep.
All of a sudden, before they knew it a wolf eats the Republican and the Democrat alive. In heaven, they see god.
God says "Since one of my creatures ate you before they gave you a chance to escape, I somehow feel responseable for this death. So how about this. Iiíll put you back on earth, and iíll get the wolf to come after you again, but this time youíll be awake. If you donít at least try to stop the wolf from eating you, your soul will be sent back to see me before I send you to hell.
The next day, god sees the Democrat in front of him again. God asks "Why did you die this time? You were awake and you had all sorts of hunting equipment with you. You had a hunting rifle, a frying pan and 2 types of knives. Why didnít you kill the wolf"
The Democrat says "I tried picking up the gun, but then my concience kicked in and I realised that guns were the tools of the evil Right Wing and I dropped it. Then I picked up the hunting knife. It was too heavy, so I picked up the fishing knife. Then I realised that I would be killing an endangered species. Then I picked up the frying pan to see if I could knock it out. But then I realised I would be still harming an endangered species, so I threw that peice of iron that was unfairly and unenviromentally stolen from mother nature into the woods where it came from.
So god then said "Why didnít you at least turn on the DVD player and distract the wolf with that and run?"
The Democrat then said "I would be polluting the enviroment with my clutter, and plus, who knows, I might have been encroaching on this wolfís property and he was simply defending himself. I donít want to get into a fight over land and resources."
God then screams in frustration at how this man was so dumb and he sent him straight to hell.
The Republican then comes up to heaven. God says "I just hope you didnít get any stupid pangs of concience when the wolf was attacking you."
The Republican said "Killing a wolf hurts my concience? Hell, Yahweh, you didnít catch how I shot that wolf, square in the head, skinned it and then ate itís meat. " So god asked the Republican "Why did you die then?"
Well, after I killed the wolf and took itís meat, I couldnít find my frying pan because that sissy Democrat took it and threw it into the woods, so I had to eat it raw. The next hour, I got a stomach infection and died."
God then shook his head in frustration and allowed the man into heaven.
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