Dating Joke - Religious Scholar

Republished by Resources For Attorneys is a legal and lifestyle resources directory for attorneys, lawyers and the internet public. For articles and information on dating including articles and our dating website directory, see our Dating Directory which is part of our Lifestyle Directory The following dating joke or anecdote Religious Scholar is republished in this directory courtesy of Resources For Attorneys. This directory is listed as service to attorneys, lawyers and the internet community. Religious Scholar One day a young woman, whose folks had a lot of money, took her fiancee' home to meet her parents. The mother had instructed her husband before they arrived to be sure to pull the young man aside to learn more about him. So after dinner, the father asked the young man to join him in his study where he proceeds to ask him several questions. "What are your plans for life?" the father asked.. "I am a religious scholar," the young man replied. "A religious scholar. Hmmmm," the father responded."That's admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," came the response. "And God will provide for us." "And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied. "God will provide for us." "And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir," replied the young man. "God will provide." To every question the young man simply responded that God would provide. After the two had left, the mother quickly inquired about the talk. "How did it go?" she asked. The father responded: "The bad news is, he has no job and no plans. However, the good news is he thinks I'm God." For more dating jokes and humorous anecdotes see: Dating Jokes And Anecdotes. For more information and articles on dating see Dating Articles From Resources For Attorneys or for other lifestyle resources and articles see Lifestyle Resources From Resources For Attorneys. For jokes and humorous anecdotes in other categories see Humor, Jokes And Humorous Anecdotes. The opinions, statements and information contained and expressed in the foregoing article are solely those of the author. No position for or against, agreeing with or disagreeing with anything contained in said article is taken by Resources For Attorneys.com or The Lifestyle Directory From Resources For Attorneys.com. We do not assume or accept any liability for the use of the information contained herein. This article is published solely as a service to attorneys, lawyers and the internet community. Anyone who does not accept this disclaimer is not authorised to read or use this article in any way. about resources for attorneys   resources for attorneys home   submit an article report bad links   contact us    Page Set Up ©Copyright 2006 Resources For Attorneys.com. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.